Dogs Poop Outside, but You're not a Dog

I sat down for a few minutes to rock Maddie to sleep. Zack was running around in just shorts because he got his shirt wet in the tub (another story). I kept telling him to put his shirt on but there's not a lot I can do while rocking Maddie. Pretty soon I here a loud noise coming from outside and Lucy barking like Zack is teasing her. I put Maddie down and headed outside. I found Zack buck naked, using a toy rake to hit a basketball (thus making Lucy mad). He greeted me with the word, "POOP." Sure enough he'd taken off his clothes and pooped on the lawn or pooped in his underwear and then taken them off to dump the poop on the lawn. The dogs wanted to eat it and I think that is why he was defending it with the rake. So after he ran and jumped on the tramp (still naked), I grabbed him and took him inside. On the way to the bathroom I explained, "Zack, dogs poop outside, but you're not a dog."